Tuesday, October 31, 2006
HEYAA PEOPLE!
AHH! HELLOS PEOPLE!
1e71e71e71e7! wheeee=D SO LOVE YOU BUNCH OF ENTHU PEOPLE
hmms. enjoy your holidays people with those HOLIDAY PUKING HOMEWORK and
lotsa FUNFUNFUN! hahaha
OHYEAS! we've gotta make full use of that class barbeque, as, next year .. blahblah
you know what=D
So be ENTHU people like what you were during the POST EXAM ACTIVITIES okay=D and enjoy the time with your fellow 1e7 people!
YTSS 1E7'06! we RULE the world
HUISZE<33YOU PEOPLE!
spoke at : 9:10 PM
Since faris is putting in jokes..i guess there's room for 1 more joker..
A boy approaches his father one day and asks "can I get $500?" The father says, "does your d ick reach your a sshole?" The boy says "no" and the father says, "well come back when it does".
5 years later the boy goes to his father again and asks, "can I get that $500 now?", and the father asks again, "does your d ick reach your a sshole?" The boy says "Yup!" and the father says "good, start f uckin yourself, cuz you aint gettin any money from me!!"
kinda lame rite?~~~hafiz~~~ btw tag at my blog www.x-mhbt-x.blogspot.com
enjoy
spoke at : 8:25 PM
Hi guys... I hv not been blogging 4 a long time... probably a few months cos busy with hw n oso revision... anyway wanted 2 tell u all tat it really has been a great yr spending with u guys regardless whether the girls or guys. N wanted 2 say e last thing is tat i wd miss e team sprit of e class... We hv been e best spiritied class of e whole sec 1(2006 batch)!!!
***Claudia***
spoke at : 1:45 AM
Joke #5-Porch or Porche?
Another conversation broke out with Joanne and Jane again..-"Hehehe..."Jane giggled. "Why? Wats wrong?"Joanne asked. Jane-"I had juz met the silliest man in my whole life!" Joanne-"Really? Wat happened?". Jane-"I wanted to earn some money so I went to a rich neighbourhood and there, I found a very rich guy. He was a millionaire. So I asked him if I could do anything for him and he said tat I could paint his porch. He and his wife was surprised when I said tat I only charged $50. They were even surprised when I finnished painting his porch in 10mins. They were shocked when I told them tat they can keep the EXTRA paint! Haha". Joanne-"So, wats so silly about him?". Jane-"Haha..actually it wasn't a
PORCHE, it was a
FERRARI!!! Hahaha!". Joke #5-Porch or Porche? From yr bestest of the bestest friend, Muhd Faris Chew
spoke at : 8:35 PM
Joke #4-Car accident or hijacked?
Aini, then wat if I put alot of jokes until yr songs disappear? Anyway, thiz iz a joke 4 all of U especially the selenger ones (look who's toking). OK, here it goes...joanne and her twin sister, jane, were talking on the phone and a dialog broke out.-Joanne:"Hey Jane, do U noe that sumthing had happened to my boyfriend's new car?" Jane:"No, wat happened?" Joanne:"He wanted to bring me out 4 our 1st date and wanted to pick me up at my place." Jane:"Then, wat happened?" Joanne:"Then when he came out of the car 2 open the pessanger door 4 me, a
budak cina sesat went to the driver seat and drove off...and I did the most fastest-thinking, cleverest thing in my whole life!" Jane:"Well, wat did U do? did U call the police or stopped the guy?" Joanne:"No, even better. I took down the licence plate number" Jane:"?!?!?!" Hahaha..invite more peeps frm our class 2 diz blog pls! Joke #4-Car accident or hijacked?
spoke at : 10:57 PM
Aiya Faris, u can put as many jokes as
u wan lah.
Diz iz class blog wad..
Any1 4m 1e7 iz oways invited 2 blog!!
hehez..
Barbeque Day On 20 Nov..
ur clasmate
AiNi
1e7 rox
Wish u al hav good dayz.
spoke at : 3:12 AM
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Joke #3-Capati
Hari Raya Jokes time! Ever wonder how the founding of the name Capati was made? Here iz the ans-There iz thiz couple who was late for work and the wife, whose name is Mati, oso woke up late but the day before, she has promised to make a pizza for her husband for breakfast. And so she did but later found out that she have only dalcha in her fridge and no tomato sauce for the pizza and was thinking what to do when her husband shouted," Cepat, mati!" She has no choice and decided to make the pizza while thinking of a solution. She was thinking so hard that she juz put the round dough of the pizza in the oven and she took it out of the oven late and it hangus(Chao ta). "Cepat, ti!",shouted her husband. Panicked and scared, she juz served the hangused dough and the dalcha seperately. Her husband tried it and said it was delicious and joked by saying," I should have told U to be quick next time" And she replied," What should we call our new discovery?" And by that time, her husband have finnished eating and wanted to leave quickly and said,"Cepat ti!" And that was how it got its name... (More of this jokes will come). I noe not so funny. Joke #3-Capati. From your sexiest and hottest model of the year, Muhd Faris Chew
spoke at : 2:32 AM
spoke at : 8:59 AM
Joke #2-Perfect Language
One day, a small boy grew up with a vry decent family. He was nvr taught of any bad things till he go to pri 1. In there, bullies are rough and called him konek(penis), tetek(breasts) and babi(pig). Aft sch, he asked his sister wat does those new words meant. Not wanting to teach him bad words, she said that konek means a walking stick, tetek means plates and babi means grandfather. Over the weekends, his grandfather came to give them a visit and the boy saw him coming and said,"Babi, babi come oready!" Since his grandfather got a new walking stick, the boy added," Eh, Babi's konek vry long leh!". Hearing these, his grandfather asked,"Hey,wait till I tell yr mom about this. Where is yr mother?!" And the boy replied,"My mother is washing her tetek." Hahaha... Joke#2-Perfect Language. By yr same bestest friend, Muhd Faris Chew
spoke at : 2:39 AM
Saturday, October 21, 2006
faris lame la...walao wat kind of joke is that?!
formula of lame=lame +lame = lamer
lamer2=
lameo!!By anonymous(clue: my lvl ranking is 88)!!
spoke at : 10:32 PM
Joke #1-Effects of materials
One day, Tarzan and Jane met in a treehouse and they decided to have sex. However, they do not want a baby. So Jane told Tarzan to buy something that would help solve their problem from the supermarket. And Tarzan did. He went to the nearest supermarket and said to the shop keeper,"Tarzan want fuck Jane, no baby". However, the shopkeeper understood what he wants and gave him a rubber condom. Tarzan was happy and went to fuck Jane. However, 5 minutes later he came back and said,"Tarzan Lan ziao strong. Condom break". The shopkeeper then gave him a condom made of wood and he went to fuck with Jane. 5 minutes later, he came back with an angry expression on his face and said,"Tarzan cock strong, condom break!" Tarzan then gave up on the shopkeeper and made a condom himself. He made his condom from metal and went to fuck with Jane again. 15 minutes later, he came back to the supermarket with a tired expression on his face. He went up to the shopkeeper and said,"Metal condom strong, Tarzan Lan ziao BREAK". Hahaha!!! Please keep the blog alive, I hate it when its dead. Try to make the blog more exciting with more things! -From yr bestest of the best friend,
Muhd Faris Chew
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